Hey all.
This is just a page that will make all of us feel a little less stupid (and it will make you a sooper genius!). The quotes are taken from the 2004 version of the "365* stupidest things ever said" page a day calendar. (* with an extra dose of idiocy for leap year).
Thanks Todd. :)

This list will be updated anywhere from daily to weekly, so keep coming back to strengthen your neurons!!

The future's right in front of us.
- Sen. Bob Dole in a campaign speech

Mr. Jenkins, it is claimed, was driving at a high rate of speed and swerving from side to side. As he approached the crossing he started directly towards it and crashed into Miss Miller's rear end which was sticking out into the road about a foot. Luckily, she escaped injury and the damage can be easily remidied with a new coat of paint.
- The Pomeroy (Ohio) Democrat

We take the News as seriously as anyone else does. We just hapen to be naked.
- Carmen Russo, anchor on Naked News, as interviewd on CBS Sunday Morning

American businessman is beginning speech with thing called joke. I am not certain why, but all American businessmen believe it necessary to start speech with joke. [pause] He is telling joke now, but frankly, you wouldn't understand it, so I won't translate it. He thinks I am telling you the joke now. [pause] The polite thing to do when he finishes is laugh. [pause] He is getting close. [pause] NOW! [Audience laughs and gives speaker standing ovation]
-translation of an executive's speech in Japan, as quoted in Do's and Taboos of Hosting International Visitors by Roger Axtell (After the speech, the executive told the translator "You are the first translator who knows how to tell a good joke.")

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